Oil spill and Phone Sex

Oil Rigs can be lonely places for workers…  When they are operational!  It so happens that with the BP catastrophy, what was only a lonely place has now become pretty much deserted as our well meaning government try to assert themselves in all this mess.

It used to be that some of our best customers were precisely oil rig workers, and it makes a whole lot of sense when you thing about it.  After all it’s not as if they can bring their girlfriend in for the occasional romp and so the best way for them to actually have sex with a woman is to have phone sex and we have had more than our fair share of callers from these rigs.

Not so anymore though.  Those folks who depended on these rigs for their livelyhood have seen the world come upside down and there ain’t no money anymore.

So to BP disaster has affected the phone sex industry! Perhaps we should call BP for compensation?  What d’ya think. 

I’ll make sure to mention it to them next time they call us!